mOsHi MoShi~ hi again evrybody, since there is nothing much to say, and i am followin Crazykenken's wish(hahas), i shall produce a few jokes fer y'all. As the saying goes-Laughter is the B3St medicine...right? hahas. Okie, here they are......
How can you know that you are getting old? Ans: You go to an auction and four people bid for you.
Adam and Joseph were talking about their families. Said Adam, "My grandfather was a very good conductor before he died." "Was he a musician?" Joseph asked. "No, he was struck by lightning."
The king had a very beautiful daughter and he locked her inside a castle. He gave her tons of gifts but dressed her in filthy rags. Every night, she would wait for a handsome knight to save her. But all the knights would flee when they saw her. :How can they resist my beauty?" the princess complained. "The king was right," laughed a guard. "No knight would want to rescue a damsel in that dress."
A chemist walked into a pharmacy and asks, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" The pharmacist says, "Do you mean aspirin?" "Thats it!" said the chemist, slapping his forehead. "I can never remember that word."
What did the big candle say to the small candle? You're too young to go out just as yet.
Well, was that funny? I think it's ok... Hope my jokes aren't too lame for y'all!
