HELLO EVERYONE. sorry for nort updating. Because i feel that even i update. Not interesting leh my posts. =X JOKES for u all then.
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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
--------------------------------------- A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
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3:20 PM
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
EDDO da jia! Everyone never post, I also got NUTHING to post about. This blog is NOT DEAD! WE WILL KEEP IT ALIVE 4EVARR!!!!! (hyper much? lol) Okok. Um, here's a ghost story for you all... I took form myBLOG. (:
"13 THE MOVIE"
There are a few boys. Tay, Bare, and a few others. The main character is Tay and another guy, I forgot what his name is, so I'll replace it as Kin.A boy, (lets call him Khai) Khai, had eyebags as he went to school. Kin, Tay, Bare and the rest asked him what happened. Khai said, "Wah, yesterday play computer until so late at inght, 3 in the morning." Then Bare said, "Cannot get addicted to computer games! It is not good. We have a friend named Kie, he was addicted to computer games, and one day he just went crazy and he's dead now." "Kie? That rings a bell.." Khai said. After a moment of pondering, Khai asked the boys, "Is his email schkool123@hotmail.com?" They nodded. "How come you know? I thought you didn't know who Kie is?" "I...I chatted with ihm online yesterday. And he knows you guys! He even knows which class you are in!" Khai exclaimed, scared. Tay decided to find out if Kie was still alive.
That night, he went online.
KIE WAS ONLINE.
Kie: hello Tay. Why so long never come online?
teh: Kie? Is that you? Where are you?
Kie: all in good time, Tay, all in good time.
tey: where are you?
Kie: I'll give you a clue. 13.
tey: huh?Kie: remember, 13!
tey: what? I don't know what you are saying.
Kie: remember the place 13? Do you? I once told you about it, Tay.
tey: I don't remember, Kie, hurry, tell me!
Kie: your father is coming. If you don't switch off the computer then he will pull the plug.
tey: how did you know?
Kie: your father is at the door.
Just then, Tay's father came in. "Tay, what are you doing? Its very late, go to sleep!" Tay replied, "Just a second, father."He hurriedly msned Kie again
tey: Kie, where are you? What do you mean by 13?
Kie: your father is gonna pull the plug.
tey: how you know?
And then, the father rips the plug out and the computer shuts down. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY! GO TO SLEEP!" he yelled. Tay climbed into bed, heart pumping fast.
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The next morning, Tay told his friends what had happened. Bare (he wore braces) said, "Tonight I will come online, thne I see if he really there." Tay just nodded. During class, Tay's handphone rang. Mr Sawa (we'll just call him that) heard it and said, "WHOSE HANDPHONE IS IT?!" "Its Kie!" Tay told Kin. "Its mine." Kin stood up. "Do you know it is offensive to use a handphone during class?" Mr Sawa yelled. Tay picked up the phone. "Kie? Is that you?" "Yes, Tay, tell Bare not to interfere. i will let him know about me all in good time." "Why not, why are you letting me but not him?" "All in good time, Tay. Bye." Tay looked up at Kin getting scolded by Mr Sawa. "I will not give you a black mark if you help me on one condition, whihc is to contribute to the world of science." Kin looked puzzled and said, "What do you mean, Mr Sawa?" Mr Sawa handed him a test tube. "I need your sperms (eew) to show the class something." Then a few gays raised up their hands and said, "Mr Sawa, can we help Kin squeeze it out? (EEEUW)" Kin grinned and went to the toilet to 'donate' the 'thingies'.
That night, Bare & Tay went online.
Bare: I see him! He's online! I'm saying hello now...
tey: really?
On the other side, Tay was talking to Kie.
Kie: I told you to tell Bare not to interfere.
tey: but there is nothing wrong, Kie!
Kie: Now I'll have to deal with him.
kie is not online now. You may email him instead.
Tay was scared. Deal with him? What does he mean?
The next morning, Bare did not turn up for school. Kin & Tay suspected that Kie was using the school's computers. That night, they both crept to the school's computer lab. As Kin went slowly to switch on the lights, Tay checked out their school science outing video and realised that Mr Sawa was GAY. Just as the lights flicked on, Mr Sawa stood in front of them, brandishing a gun. "HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT THAT VIDEO! I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO BLACK MAIL ME, RIGHT?" he grabbed Kin, pointing the gun at his head. "Go ahead, you bast*rd! Shoot me!" Kin yelled. They both hit Mr Sawa and ran for it. Unfortunately, Tay got shot in the thigh by Mr Sawa. Kin brought Tay to a unfamiliar place. He placed Tay into a container, and locked the door, saying, "I'll bring help, Tay, wait." Tay felt really scared and he was in pain. Then the lights were turned on. He saw Bare's braces in front of him. "KIN?! KIN?! LET ME OUT!" Tay yelled, petrified. Kin turned the heat on to 2500 degrees celcius. "KIN! ITS HOT HERE! KIN! Kin...." Tay was burnt to death. Bre's dead body was strewn on the floor. "Very good, Kin, very good." Kie's voice echoed. Kin smirked, and used a spray paint to spray the number 12 on the container. "Thank you, Kie. What is my 13'th challenge?" Kin asked, his lips curling.
