moshi moshi~ hi again! This is c.J.x...hmm, today, i've got more jokes to share! Hope it isn't too lame for you...ahahahas. Never mind, i shall write them down fer y'all...
A man was concerned about his dog so he took his dog to the vet. He said worriedly, "My dog is crossed-eyed, is there anything wrong with him?" The vet held up the dog and said, "Well..." the man was getting jittery. "I'm gonna have to put him down," he finally said. "What? Just because he is cross-eyed?!" "No," said the vet, "It's because he's too heavy."
What do you call twin policemen? Highlight-- Copies
"So," said the lawyer, taking down his gold-rimmed spectacles, "You want to divorce your husband because he is careless about his appearance?" "Yes, said the wife haughtily. "He hasn't appeared for 2 years."
Two men were arrested. One was arrested for eating battery acid and the other ate fireworks. One man was 'charged' and the other was 'let off'.
Well, i'll have to save all of the jokes for next time, ok? I'll leave the others to provide funnier jokes and maybe some things on our sch matters. Oh, hahas. Ok, gotta go,
