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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Hi everyone, Hmm, this blog's gonna become a "ghost town" if i don't blog! PSLE, the four letter bad word... ORAL TMR AND FRIDAY! To me, it is HELL. Hmm, maybe not only me.. The P1s to P5s so good, no school tmr and friday.. Haix, some jokes coming right UP just to relax all of you all and of course, MYSELF. Right at the bottom, there is a class picture puzzle.. Try to do it!

JOKES:

Ah Beng Hot Shot

During the Japanese Occupation, 3 Singaporeans, Ah Meng, Ah Seng and Ah Beng were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad. That night, Ah Meng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.

The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape.

Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Seng shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Seng made his escape.Observing all this, Ah Beng began to get the idea. "It's important to get the timing right."Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. "Timing, that's the key.." Ah Beng kept saying to himself. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready..."

"Timing," Ah Beng thought to himself."Aim...""Okay," thought Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! "

Time Difference

Ah Beng asked a long-distance telephone operator, "Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"

Operator replied, "Just a minute."
Ah Beng said, "Thank you." And he put down the phone.

U.S.A

Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
Man : !!@#$%

The Puzzle:

Coffee is not my cup of tea
Sherilyn

5:06 PM

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Hmm, aiya i don't want to post jokes today leh, just to tell you abt the upcoming events! I've did not include the P1-P5 events but you may check it up at the KCPPS website.

See Below:

DATE*
EVENT*

17-08-06
PSLE Oral Exams (English & Mother Tongue)
18-08-06
PSLE Oral Exams (English & Mother Tongue)
22-08-06
P6 Preliminary Exam (English)

23-08-06
P6 Preliminary Exam (Mathematics)

24-08-06
P6 Preliminary Exam (Mother Tongue)
25-08-06
P6 Preliminary Exam (Science)
28-08-06
P6 Preliminary Exam (Higher MT))
29-08-06
P6 Preliminary Exam (Listening Comprehension)
30-08-06
ACES Day & Jump for Joy
31-08-06
Teachers' Day Celebrations cum Talentime
01-09-06
Teachers' Day
02-09-06
School Vacations (02-09-06 to 10-09-06)
11-09-06
School reopens for Term 4
15-09-06
PSLE Listening Comprehension (P6 pupils)
18-09-06
CL Cultural Knowledge Quiz (P3 - P6 pupils)
22-09-06
6th Honours & Thankgiving Service
02-10-06
Children's Day Holiday
04-10-06
PSLE English & Foundation English Papers
05-10-06
PSLE Mathematics & Foundation Mathematics Papers
06-10-06
PSLE Mother Tongue Paper
09-10-06
PSLE Science Paper
10-10-06
PSLE Higher Mother Tongue
16-10-06
PSLE Marking Exercise (16 to 19 Oct)
21-10-06
Deepavali
24-10-06
Hari Raya Puasa
06-11-06
Mother Tongue Activity Day (P1 - P6)
10-11-06
Marks Processing Day
13-11-06
Innofun Day
17-11-06
Speech Day (P3 - P6), P6 Metamorphosis Dinner
18-11-06
School Vacations (18-11-06 to 31-12-06)

Coffee is not my cup of tea,

Sherilyn.

5:46 PM

Here are more jokes while I get a cup of coffee.

Whats marketing!

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's direct marketing.

2. You are at a party with your friend and see a gorgeous girl. Your friend goes up to her, points at you and says: "He is very rich. Marry him!"
That's advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's customer feedback.

A stupid hunter & a dead hunter

Two hunters were out in the woods when suddenly, one of them collapses into a heap on the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter whips out his handphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What do I do?!" The operator replies, "Calm down, I can help. First, lets make sure he is dead." There is a sudden silence, then a loud 'BANG!' of a gun was heard.

"Okay, I've made sure he's dead. Now what?" said the not-so-smart hunter.

Three couples

Three couples are dining together.

The American husband says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, Honey."
The English husband says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, Sugar."
The Australian husband says to his wife, "Pass me the steak, dumb Cow."

Cuppa' Coffee?
JoHaNn

11:10 AM

Friday, August 11, 2006

Moshi moshi!~
I really haven't posted 4 a long time liaoz..hope yah'll don't mind. U think i idling around? HA! No way.. i was busy comin up with BETTER n FUNNIER jokes! Ok..Well, here they are. But..b4 that, i just wanna say i did my clas t-shirt design howevur i did nt bring 2day! So sad. So Eileen's one was chosen. I really hoped i brot on tt day, can show the class c whether they lyk. Cos there is the word Kcpian there mah. *sniffs* But anyway, thank u Matthew 4 doin the class proud n winnin 3rd prize. I painted his stomach n hand. Lyk that was the first time i painted on a HUMAN. Hahas. But anywayz..here's the jokes i promised.

Enjoy!

Title: Why I Don't Visit My Rich Friend Anymore.

ah seng had a good friend who is rich. Ahseng went to look for him but he wasn't at home. Then the maid came out of the kitchen...Maid = M Ahseng = a

M: Hi, sir. What would u lyk 2 drink? Tea, Coffee, Cuppachino, Fruit Punch, Orange Juice?
a: Tea pls.
M: Oh, then what kind of tea would you like? Ceylon Tea, Earl Tea, Lipton Tea, or Owl Tea?
a: I'll do with Ceylon Tea.
M: With sugar or no sugar?
a: Sugar, please.
M: What type of sugar? Coconut sugar, Brown sugar, pure sugar, yellow sugar..?
a: Brown sugar.
M: Would you like milk in it?
a: Yes, please.
M: What type of milk? Cow milk or goat milk?
a: Cow milk please. (gettin irritated)
M: Oh, then sir, would you lyk a Freshland Cow or a Meadow Cow?
a: Forget it. Give me a cup of water.
M: What type of water, sir? Pure water? Mineral Water? NEWater?
a:FORGET IT. I'D RATHER DIE OF THIRST.

Well, wasn't that funny? I think it was. I laughed my head off. Then heres another joke. A bit related to the 7th Month. Woo~ JK JK. Look below

A man loved to wirte in his diary and one day in the middle of the night, he found out that his diary had finished. Therefore he went to the nearest book shop, which he didn't go b4 and went in. He asked the cashier. "How much for a diary?" The cashier, with his head hung low said in a deep raspy voice..."$20." the man was a bit scared of the cashier, so he had no choice but to buy the diary and run off. However as he was about to step out of the shop, the cashier raised his head and it showed a hideous scar. He mumbled, "DO NOT TURN TO THE LAST PAGE." The man was terrified and he scurried off. As he ran back to his house, the words kept running in his head. As he reached home, he plucked up his courage and turned to the last page. Guess what he saw. It was terrifying. Horrible. Destestable.
highlight below.
$5 ONLY.

Ha! Betcha u were scared rite? But ok, here's another joke.

A taxi driver was workin on nite shift n he was about tuh go home when..he saw a lady flagging the taxi. Desperate to arn more money, he picked her up. "To where, miss?" he asked. But the lady did not reply. So the taxi driver just kept driving throughout the town. He chatted with her but she did not reply. Finally, he just turned his head around for a peek and saw her sleeping. So he just stopped the car.
the fee was already $100. He said, "Miss, the fee is already $100. Would you like me to carry on driving?" then he turned his whole body around. Guess what he saw. He saw a white dress without a woman. He got worried and thought he had seen a ghost so he ran off. After that, he was sick for 3 days. On the 4th day when he went back to his company, the manager rantwed at him. " You POCKEYE arh? Got one customer complain hor, she leave her white dress inside ur taxi then u go off without her! i deduct you pay arh!"

Ha! That was my fav. Ok...nid 2 go. cya.

0-genki-desu-ka?

j i a x i n

4:54 PM

Hello!!! Mr Goh say I tag alot never say I post, so, I must write one nice post for him to see! Harhar... Joking, Joking...

During National Day, we took part in the ECO Mascot competition and came in 3rd place! 3rd place's prizes wasn't too bad either ;D We had alot of fun decorating the mascot, singing and waving our little Singapore flags.

Wahaha... I can't write much about National Day Celebration as Mr. Goh wrote most about everything, so, yes, here are some jokes.

Fart in a Lift?

When Americans fart in a lift, they will say "Pardon me."
When Europeans fart in a lift, they will say "Excuse me."
But when Singaporeans fart in a lift, its a whole different story altogether.
When Singaporeans fart in a lift, they will say "NOT ME!"

7 Blind Men

7 Blind men walked into a bar and shouted:
'Ouch!'

'Ouch!'
'Ouch!'
'Ouch!'
'Ouch!'
'Ouch!'
'Ouch!'

Chaotic Class Time

The class was noisy at first but suddenly, everything was quiet. The fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class!

Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher: (Shouts) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night?
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night, teacher!
Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long! Just wish me best regards for the whole day as it is short and sweet!
Students: (Irritated) Best regards, teacher!
Teacher: Today, I am going to test you on opposites! Every word or sentence I say you must answer me quickly with the opposite meaning to the words, understand?
Students: Understood, teacher.
Teacher: Clever!
Students: Stupid!
Teacher: High!
Students: Low!
Teacher: Popular!
Students: Impopular!
Teacher: No, that is wrong!
Stidents: Yes, this is correct!
Teacher: You all are stupid!
Students: We all are clever!
Teacher: NO!
Students: YES!
Teacher:Oh my God!
Students: Oh our slave!
Teacher: Keep quiet!
Students: Keep noisy!
Teacher: That's not a question, stupid!
Students: This is an answer, clever!
Teacher: Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher: I'm too tired to teach!
Students: We're energetic to learn!
Teacher: Why are you people so stupid!
Students: Because I am someone clever!
Teacher: Lack manners!
Students: Enough manners!
Teacher: O.K.! Lesson is over!
Students: K.O.! Lesson has not started!
Teacher: I said 'Impopular' was wrong!
Students: We said 'Popular' was correct!
Teacher: You people are dumb!
Students: We are all gifted!
Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: All of us are released early this morning!
Teacher: (Keeps quiet, takes her books and runs out of the classroom)

Hahaha. the Chaotic Classtime joke is so funny.
Cuppa Coffee?
JoHaNn

3:25 PM

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The-sixEians'06

Hi Again Everyone,

Thank you for all the hard work put in during our National Day Celebration. We all did a great job though we came in third. I think we enjoyed ourselves and had fun cheering and decorating our mascot. That's the spirit I want to see in all sixEians'06 - working together as a team regardless of the result as long as we know we tried our best. I really enjoyed myself and happy to see everyone supporting each other.

Now, it's time to focus on the PSLE. The PSLE oral will be up next follow closely by the PSLE listening and then the prelims. Do try to help each other if anyone encounter any problem. We must all work hard together to make six-Eians'06 among the best in KCPPS. Keep striving for the best.

Mr Goh K L

7:20 PM

Monday, August 07, 2006

And I will sing, A song of home, A land of peace, Where dreams are born everyday.
My home, Wherever I may be, I believe, You will always be a part of me.

It's National Day Celebration In School Tomorrow, just 9 hours 30 mins away. HMM, anyone excited for TMR?! Matthew would be dressed up as a flower.. MWAHAHAHA..
Anyway, JOKES coming up...

Now Hear This!

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!"

Not Rated

Why did Ah Beng go to a R(A) movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Ah Beng's Job Interview (Contributed by Wyman Lye)

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!""The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job.

Lucky Ah!

One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path."Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is tat huh?""Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng."Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely."Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng."Hmmm..... smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confidence, he said, "Confirm is shit!" Then they smiled at each other, "WAH! Lucky we didn't step on it."

And I will sing, A song of home, A land of peace, Where dreams are born everyday.
My home, Wherever I may be, I believe, You will always be a part of me.

Coffee is not my cup of tea,
Sherilyn

9:35 PM

Thursday, August 03, 2006

So, PRELIMs Oral has finally passed.. I really hope the PSLE would be much more easier than this. Anyway, I must wish everyone good luck for PRELIMs and of course the PSLE! (four letter bad word) ;]

I'm waiting for the class's shirt design, wonder what would be the design... And yah, our class made a SUPER big national day flag (6x7 A3 size paper). I like the Crescent and the Stars. =)

Anyone under great STRESS? Try to relax har? Do some excercises, watch some television shows, play the computer for a while, use art or music to express your feelings and lift your spirits, take a deep nap, play with your friends, rearrange your room, sort through old pictures etc. I recommand reading books the most (especially on the topic you love most).

How about a few jokes here?

Miss Singapore:

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified. Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN ! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW !

Judge: ?????????!!!!

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Ah Soh TV joke:

Ah Soh wants to buy a TV set. She goes to a shop.

Ah Soh : "Do you have color TV ?"

Salesgirl : "Yes !"

Ah Soh : "Give me a green one, please "

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Ah Soh Application Form Joke:

Ah Soh is filling up an application form for a job. She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected" She is not sure of the question. After much thought, she writes " Yes "

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Ah Soh Thermol Flask Joke:

Ah Soh goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Soh : "What is that shiny object ?"

Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Soh : "What does it do ?"

Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Ah Soh : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Soh goes to work with her thermo flask Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"

Ah Soh : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss : "What does it do?"

Ah Soh : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Boss : "What do you have in it! ?"

Ah Soh : "Two cups of coffee and a coke"

Coffee is not my cup of tea,

Sherilyn-

11:50 PM

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

hey everyone! it's been a long time since i last posted. how's everything? studying hard? the english prelim oral exams has just passed and today was the 1st day of chinese oral exams. tomorrow, most of us are going to have our oral exams. so scared.... haha

anyways, today mr goh told us that he is planning to design a class t-shirt for all of us. but we need to come with designs, then choose the best one. everyone just do 1 lah, haha... since it's a class t-shirt. LOL. it's gonna be a collar shirt. more than half of the class wanted it to be collar shirt. and the colour.... haiz. why am i telling all this? i thought we all know already. lol... nothing to say lah.

nevermind. i shall continue. since pupils from other class also will visit our blog. hmm, where was i ? oh... then the colour, it's gonna be white. that's the best colour... as to why i also dunno. nevermind...=) i hope it'll be nice. and i think it'll be nice. (=

today we also had a quality school experience survey. the survey was about how we felt about our experience in school for the past 5 years and including this year. they said that the questions and answers were confidential. so i shan't say too much. it was rather easy as they said that there was no right or wrong answers.

just now during recess, the PUB people came to the school canteen and filmed some of the pupils. when we saw them, we were still eating. then we quickly finished our food and ran off... haha so funny. well, i think that's about all. bye everyone. enjoy your day=)

By yL//*

5:17 PM

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

hey everyone!!! how's everyone these few dayz?

stressed by oral? exams? everyone chill n take a break sometimes k?

these few days nothing much happening, jus Prelim Orals lor.

haiz... so stressing these few days i understand k ?

so sian... so nervous in front of all those teachers.

n its now August alreadi! so fast rite?! PSLE oral also coming liaoz la.

haiz... but take it easy k everyone?! dun stress yourselves out n take care !

its so quiet here in our class blog now ... hor?

haiz... everyone must chill out a bit also k ?!

next week is national day lorz! everyone remember to bring ur flags ah!

n try to wear red k ? everyone do something k ?

matthew doin catwalk alreadi. some ppl bringing materials.

remember! people! we must work hard n play hard as well k?!

dun study till go mad. study n play a bit also la . but study more k ?

PSLE comin leh. must study k ? put in all ur efforts!

must work hard n get tt EARTHQUAKE from Mr Goh!

must make it to the top three! make history! do our class proud!

ok i tink i betta end here k ? nth much to say anw. ok bye everyone!

take care n dun stress ur selves out k everyone?!

.cheers.
.odelia.

1:50 PM