So, PRELIMs Oral has finally passed.. I really hope the PSLE would be much more easier than this. Anyway, I must wish everyone good luck for PRELIMs and of course the PSLE! (four letter bad word) ;]
I'm waiting for the class's shirt design, wonder what would be the design... And yah, our class made a SUPER big national day flag (6x7 A3 size paper). I like the Crescent and the Stars. =)
Anyone under great STRESS? Try to relax har? Do some excercises, watch some television shows, play the computer for a while, use art or music to express your feelings and lift your spirits, take a deep nap, play with your friends, rearrange your room, sort through old pictures etc. I recommand reading books the most (especially on the topic you love most).
How about a few jokes here?
Miss Singapore:
One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified. Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN ! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW !
Judge: ?????????!!!!
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Ah Soh TV joke:
Ah Soh wants to buy a TV set. She goes to a shop.
Ah Soh : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Soh : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Soh Application Form Joke:
Ah Soh is filling up an application form for a job. She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected" She is not sure of the question. After much thought, she writes " Yes "
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Ah Soh Thermol Flask Joke:
Ah Soh goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Soh : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Soh : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Soh : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Soh goes to work with her thermo flask Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Soh : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do?"
Ah Soh : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
