Hi everyone, Hmm, this blog's gonna become a "ghost town" if i don't blog! PSLE, the four letter bad word... ORAL TMR AND FRIDAY! To me, it is HELL. Hmm, maybe not only me.. The P1s to P5s so good, no school tmr and friday.. Haix, some jokes coming right UP just to relax all of you all and of course, MYSELF. Right at the bottom, there is a class picture puzzle.. Try to do it!
JOKES:
Ah Beng Hot Shot During the Japanese Occupation, 3 Singaporeans, Ah Meng, Ah Seng and Ah Beng were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad. That night, Ah Meng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.
The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape.
Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Seng shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Seng made his escape.Observing all this, Ah Beng began to get the idea. "It's important to get the timing right."Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. "Timing, that's the key.." Ah Beng kept saying to himself. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready..."
"Timing," Ah Beng thought to himself."Aim...""Okay," thought Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! "
Time Difference
Ah Beng asked a long-distance telephone operator, "Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"
Operator replied, "Just a minute." Ah Beng said, "Thank you." And he put down the phone.
U.S.A
Man : Where are you from? Woman : U.S.A Man : Are you here on vacation? Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch. Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!! Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue. Man : !!@#$%
