Moshi moshi!~ I really haven't posted 4 a long time liaoz..hope yah'll don't mind. U think i idling around? HA! No way.. i was busy comin up with BETTER n FUNNIER jokes! Ok..Well, here they are. But..b4 that, i just wanna say i did my clas t-shirt design howevur i did nt bring 2day! So sad. So Eileen's one was chosen. I really hoped i brot on tt day, can show the class c whether they lyk. Cos there is the word Kcpian there mah. *sniffs* But anyway, thank u Matthew 4 doin the class proud n winnin 3rd prize. I painted his stomach n hand. Lyk that was the first time i painted on a HUMAN. Hahas. But anywayz..here's the jokes i promised.
Enjoy!
Title: Why I Don't Visit My Rich Friend Anymore.
ah seng had a good friend who is rich. Ahseng went to look for him but he wasn't at home. Then the maid came out of the kitchen...Maid = M Ahseng = a
M: Hi, sir. What would u lyk 2 drink? Tea, Coffee, Cuppachino, Fruit Punch, Orange Juice? a: Tea pls. M: Oh, then what kind of tea would you like? Ceylon Tea, Earl Tea, Lipton Tea, or Owl Tea? a: I'll do with Ceylon Tea. M: With sugar or no sugar? a: Sugar, please. M: What type of sugar? Coconut sugar, Brown sugar, pure sugar, yellow sugar..? a: Brown sugar. M: Would you like milk in it? a: Yes, please. M: What type of milk? Cow milk or goat milk? a: Cow milk please. (gettin irritated) M: Oh, then sir, would you lyk a Freshland Cow or a Meadow Cow? a: Forget it. Give me a cup of water. M: What type of water, sir? Pure water? Mineral Water? NEWater? a:FORGET IT. I'D RATHER DIE OF THIRST.
Well, wasn't that funny? I think it was. I laughed my head off. Then heres another joke. A bit related to the 7th Month. Woo~ JK JK. Look below
A man loved to wirte in his diary and one day in the middle of the night, he found out that his diary had finished. Therefore he went to the nearest book shop, which he didn't go b4 and went in. He asked the cashier. "How much for a diary?" The cashier, with his head hung low said in a deep raspy voice..."$20." the man was a bit scared of the cashier, so he had no choice but to buy the diary and run off. However as he was about to step out of the shop, the cashier raised his head and it showed a hideous scar. He mumbled, "DO NOT TURN TO THE LAST PAGE." The man was terrified and he scurried off. As he ran back to his house, the words kept running in his head. As he reached home, he plucked up his courage and turned to the last page. Guess what he saw. It was terrifying. Horrible. Destestable. highlight below. $5 ONLY.
Ha! Betcha u were scared rite? But ok, here's another joke.
A taxi driver was workin on nite shift n he was about tuh go home when..he saw a lady flagging the taxi. Desperate to arn more money, he picked her up. "To where, miss?" he asked. But the lady did not reply. So the taxi driver just kept driving throughout the town. He chatted with her but she did not reply. Finally, he just turned his head around for a peek and saw her sleeping. So he just stopped the car. the fee was already $100. He said, "Miss, the fee is already $100. Would you like me to carry on driving?" then he turned his whole body around. Guess what he saw. He saw a white dress without a woman. He got worried and thought he had seen a ghost so he ran off. After that, he was sick for 3 days. On the 4th day when he went back to his company, the manager rantwed at him. " You POCKEYE arh? Got one customer complain hor, she leave her white dress inside ur taxi then u go off without her! i deduct you pay arh!"
