1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's direct marketing.
2. You are at a party with your friend and see a gorgeous girl. Your friend goes up to her, points at you and says: "He is very rich. Marry him!" That's advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's customer feedback.
A stupid hunter & a dead hunter
Two hunters were out in the woods when suddenly, one of them collapses into a heap on the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter whips out his handphoneandcalls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What do I do?!" The operator replies, "Calm down, I can help. First, lets make sure he is dead." There is a sudden silence, then a loud 'BANG!' of a gun was heard.
"Okay, I've made sure he's dead. Now what?" said the not-so-smart hunter.
Three couples
Three couples are dining together.
The American husband says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, Honey." The English husband says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, Sugar." The Australian husband says to his wife, "Pass me the steak, dumb Cow."
