And I will sing, A song of home, A land of peace, Where dreams are born everyday.
My home, Wherever I may be, I believe, You will always be a part of me.
It's National Day Celebration In School Tomorrow, just 9 hours 30 mins away. HMM, anyone excited for TMR?! Matthew would be dressed up as a flower.. MWAHAHAHA..
Anyway, JOKES coming up...
Now Hear This!
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!"
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Why did Ah Beng go to a R(A) movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
Ah Beng's Job Interview (Contributed by Wyman Lye)
Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!""The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job.
Lucky Ah!
One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path."Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is tat huh?""Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng."Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely."Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng."Hmmm..... smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confidence, he said, "Confirm is shit!" Then they smiled at each other, "WAH! Lucky we didn't step on it."
And I will sing, A song of home, A land of peace, Where dreams are born everyday.
My home, Wherever I may be, I believe, You will always be a part of me.
Coffee is not my cup of tea,
Sherilyn
